Chemistry

Normally talked to minors or academic adults by book smart peoples, Chemistry is a science subject. There are a lot of different types of Chemistry. For example there's Organic Chemistry, Inorganic Chemistry, Biochemistry, Physical Chemistry, and the one that sounds like an astonishing ammount of fun (to me at least), Analytical Chemistry. I'm chosing not to go in deep on the few different types solely to save your time.

Hows about I make the next post very RANDOM!

does anyone still talk on this blog anymore??

Two

Two. Not to, too, or chew. Just two. Two toddlers talk twice to teachers that think the toddlers touch twizzlers. That sentence has twelve words, ten more then two. Two isn't as lonely as the number one. Which is jealous of two. Two is an even number and goes into all even numbers. Two is twice as much as one. Two is a weird number cuz it has three letters in it and is one digit. Two wants to be any but two. Two doesn't even sound like it should have a "w" in it. Two. To. Two. To. See? Negative two is lame because negative two squared (-2^2) should equal four but when you type it into certain calculators, it comes out as negative four. How dare it. Shame. I'm running out of ideas. We walk on two legs, have two arms, two eyes, two nostrils, two ears, twenty fingers and toes if you include the thumbs, two lots of stuff. Except only one head. First is the worst, second is the best but I think eleven is the coolest. The number two is blah. I'm in a sciencey mood. Chemistry.

PIE!

It comes in many different flavors... Lemon Meringue, Marion berry, Blueberry, Strawberry, Strawberry Rhubarb, Apple, I could go on for months on end... But the most important thing about pie is that it is DELICIOUS-AH!!! On a different note, Pi is the numeric sequence of 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288 and continued.

Now let's change the subject to reference something. In honor of your birthday I wrote you a little number and it goes a little something like this... 2!

The next word is the number two.

Cow

Fear them.

PIE!

You

I have an idea.
A marvoleous one it is.
I'll write a poem about this word.
YOU. Not she, he, her, him, hers or his.


You. The only person who controls your life.
You. The only person reading this find.
You. The only person interested now.
You. Hey! At least you aren't a melon's rind.

And now, Cow.

Postpone

One of the many things you shouldn't do. One reason is because someone could be depending on you. Another would be that you will be forced to drop out of a school if you have failing grades. And my last example is if someone moved the date for a gathering for a group three times, you shouldn't postpone getting an answer before they get mad at you.

School

I miss it already...postpone.

SUMMER!!!!!

THE BEST SEASON (THIRD TO THE TIED FIRST PLACE WINTER AND SPRING) ON EARTH!!! THANK YOU EARTH! FOR BEING SO SPECIAL!!! WAIT!! DID I LEAVE CAPS LOCK ON AGAIN? Dang! Mostly (and leastly) because we're out of school.

Theta

Theta sounds funny. It rhymes with aeta beta ceta deta eeta feta geta heta ieta jeta keta leta meta neta oeta peta qeta reta seta teta ueta veta weta xeta yeta and..........and...........well that's it. But it does not rhyme with zeta.....take THAT zeta. Now theta reminds me of think.....which is something I cannot do very well. So theta makes me sad. Which is why I propose an anti-theta bill. Anyone that mentions theta shall suffer the ultimate pain. They shall have to..........uhhhh....see? I can't think. Way to go, theta. I blam you..............summer.

Stooges

Borrowing a technique

[Insert rant about Stooges here]

Theta

Formal

Since nobody is gonna do it and the formal was already 4 days ago I guess I'll do it, it was ok. Short, sweet and to the point. Stooges.

Cheese

Cheese is amazing. I like the kind with all the holes in it. I think somebody must have gotten mad at that cheese and shot it a couple times so hard that all the spawns of it had holes in it, too. OK next rant shall be about sopmething we just had, formal.

Clock

Clocks are interesting things. especially that one I brought to school that one day for the gum test. The one that you twist and it it changes what it tells. It is SOOOOOOO AWESOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!



TANGENT WARNING: Impress me with the next rant plz.

I like cheese, lets rant about cheese.

Flies

Flies........gee how original. Such a clever name. Obviously whoever named the fly never saw a bird before or else he/she/it would have known that other things can fly as well. That would suck to be named after a verb. It's the same thing with the humming bird. Scientists really need to think up better names. What are they going to do next, change the name of a fish to a swim? Yeah, that sounds good, you're in a submarine and you look out the window and say "Wow, look at all the swims! They are so shiney and swimmy!" After that, they'll call the owl a stare and a cheetah a runner. Seriously, scientists, can you be any less lazy? The next word shall be clock.

AgAtHoKaKoLoGiCaL

OK.

So I found out through an Internet dictionary that agathokakological means a similar thing to yin yang. Yin yang is (hopefully) self explanatory. But I'll explain it anyways, for the sake of Anne's favorite word.

Agathokakological is a combination of good and evil. EX: A combination of Tarisa and Cheese. A combination of Me and, well, Me. So yeah.
Yin Yang = Agathokakological

The next topic shall be Flies... Have fun with the Topic of flies...

HiGhLiGhTeR.

HiGhLiGhTeR.

Highlighter. [hahy-lahy-ter] noun. -a felt-tip pen with a wide nib for highlighting passages of printed material in a soft, transparent color. -a usually fluorescent marker used to mark important passages of text.

A highlighter is a form of felt-tip pen which is used to draw attention to sections of documents by marking them with a vivid, translucent colour.

In 1962 the first felt-tip pen was invented in Japan by Yukio Horie. A highlighter is a felt-tip pen filled with transparent fluorescent ink. Highlighters are used to take notes in textbooks. Avery Dennison Corporation invented and trademarked the name Hi-Liter.

Many highlighters come in bright, often fluorescent colours. Being fluorescent, highlighter ink will glow under a black light. The most common colour for highlighters is yellow, but they are also found in pink, blue, green, orange, and purple varieties. Red highlighters can be purchased along with a green translucent sheet used to hide the highlighted material. This product is sold in Japan and some other countries, and can also be bought online. Some yellow highlighters may look greenish in colour to the naked eye.

Highlighters are available in multiple forms including ones with a retractable felt tip or ones which have an eraser on the opposite end of the felt tip. Other types of highlighters include the "trilighter," a triangularly-shaped pen with a different-coloured tip at each corner, and ones that are stackable.

Dry highlighters (occasionally called "dry line highlighters") are highlighters that, instead of having a felt tip, have applicators that apply a strip of highlighter tape similar to audio cassette tape. Unlike standard highlighters, they are easily erasable. They are to be distinguished from "dry mark highlighters", which are sometimes advertised as being useful for highlighting a Bible or other books with very thin pages.

Artists have used highlighters (including erasable highlighters), either alone or in conjunction with other media, to create drawings.

Word processing software has the ability to simulate highlighting capabilities by using a technique similar from reverse video on some terminals. Similar to this is the program Web Highlighter, allowing one to "attach highlighting, notes, and links to any Web page viewed with Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 or later."

AgAtHoKaKoLoGiCaL.

Side?

[insert rant about the word side here]



highlighter

Just for fun....

Just for fun, I have added a random word thingy on the side.

New Rule

This doesn't break the chain. It just helps people get the most out of the funnies in a short time. I've labeled all of the previous topics as a general topic for those who just read it (the blog) to get the gist of our funnies.

PS: Feel free to jump in on the randomness whenever you want.

PSS: People can't see with the colors on...

Bacon

Bacon is probably on of the best and worst breakfast food on the planet. It's good because A: It has PROTEIN!!! 2: It tastes good (to some people [no rebuttal plz Strypi]) and C: Those pigs are already dead, put them to use.

On the other hand, Bacon is Bad because it 1: contains a lot of fat B: contains a lot of cholesterol and 3: The flexible stuff is gross (to some people [no rebuttal plz Strypi]).

GIMME SOME CHEESE!!!!!

Flashlight

People need Flashlights. Imagine if you were in a cave and you didn't have a flashlight. Or imagine if you were Anne and Strypi is being annoying. There are many uses for flashlights. It doesn't even have to be used for light, but can be used to a) whack Strypi, or b) to support the hood of your car, or even c) for pretending that you are someone really cool.

Hows this : Canadian Bacon!!!

Pineapples

Ok for one thing, pineapples are like the distant cousin of cacti, and nobody likes those and yet people like pineapples......so odd. Also, I just need to point out that nobody can live in a pineapple(reference to Spongebob). The pineapple would get rotten, sticky and gross..................flashlight.

PORSCHE!!!!!!

Okay I won't ever take my own topic again but I couldn't help myself this one time.

PORSCHES are like the pinnacle of all cars of what ever time period you choose. Think of it this way... when you see a Porsche, you know its a Porsche. Its like looking at an iPod. You know what it is, and you know who makes it, and your willing to pay for that quality. Plus, Porsche was the first company to create any sort of "hybrid" tech. and now there's the Porsche 918 Spyder concept. The thing gets 78 Miles Per Friggin' gallon of gas.!!!!

I want to hear someone talk about PINEAPPLES!!!!!

YOGURT!!!!!!!

Yogurt is so crazy.. its like a really thick drink, I just don't understand why people like it. Someone enlighten me in the comments below. One good thing about yogurt-you use it when you make no-pudge-fudge brownies!!!! They are epic!!!!! Here's and idea for the next random rant........ PORSCHE!!!!!!!!

P.S. I'm keeping my old color.

PORSCHE!!!!!!!!!!

Do over....

Ok since Courtney ruined the chain, I shall have to start a new one. This will begin with yogurt.

First Time

So, everyone this is my first time blogging and the posts I have read in the five minutes I have been on are WEIRD!!!!!!! You all are soooo weird, and I like it.....I like it a lot......anyways, I would like to say that for my first time blogging I have nothing to say other than Marwheezle and that I can't type right today.
Thank you and goodnight.
Toaster........???

Fail

I wanted to save this topic for Anisha. But what she doesn't know won't hurt her. Right? I'll start with the first definition of fail from The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language: "fail v. failed, failing, fails —intr. 1. To prove deficient or lacking; preform ineffectively or inadequately." This word fail could also mean that someone sucks at something. IE: Ethan fails at assassin.

Gum

Gum. Teenagers everywhere can be seeing chewing them. But it's stupid. It hurts your jaw, really dangerous to swallow and is WAY over priced. Therefore, I propose an alternative: Mug. Like Gum except hard. It's exactly like a jolly rancher but it's called Mug and is in the shape of a triangular pyramid. Also, it's cheaper and tastes like Gum. So no pain of gum with the same flavors. If you don't like that idea, THEN STOP CHEWING ANYTHING. Now I shall start the next rant with the word..........shmeckle dorf.................just kidding, it's fail.

Toothpaste

There are way too many diffirant types of toothpaste. Should I start off with naming the brands or the types. BRANDS IT IS!!! OK. There's Colgate, Aquafresh, Tom's of Maine, Pepsodent, Crest, ect. Too much too name in one sitting... Then there's the different types; like anti-cavity, enamel renewal, all that fun stuff... Plus they have FLAVORS!!! These flavors range from bubblegum to watermelon (yummy), and there's always that normal minty kind. Mint brings me to the next post's topic. GUM!!!!!!!! I LIKE GUM!!!!!

Toaster

Let the ranting commence!
The name toaster is such a rude name. People use the toaster for things other then toast. Like bagels =D and pop-tarts and stuff! Plus, if you think about it, nobody uses the toast in the toaster. They use bread. The end result it toast but you don't put toast in a toaster. Unless you like burnt toast, in which case, why? So the toaster should be called the breader cuz you put bread in there. But you also put other stuff like bagels etc. as I previously stated so it should reall be called the MakesASoftFoodCrunchy Magic Box. So I end my rambling now on leave on this word to continue on the next rant starting off on...................toothpaste =D

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For this blog, all can post high school appropriate things, the only rule is that the post's title must be the same as the last word of the most recent post. I'm going to start this chain off with the word toaster. Start the blogging madness my friends!!!

TOASTER!!!