Flies

Flies........gee how original. Such a clever name. Obviously whoever named the fly never saw a bird before or else he/she/it would have known that other things can fly as well. That would suck to be named after a verb. It's the same thing with the humming bird. Scientists really need to think up better names. What are they going to do next, change the name of a fish to a swim? Yeah, that sounds good, you're in a submarine and you look out the window and say "Wow, look at all the swims! They are so shiney and swimmy!" After that, they'll call the owl a stare and a cheetah a runner. Seriously, scientists, can you be any less lazy? The next word shall be clock.

AgAtHoKaKoLoGiCaL

OK.

So I found out through an Internet dictionary that agathokakological means a similar thing to yin yang. Yin yang is (hopefully) self explanatory. But I'll explain it anyways, for the sake of Anne's favorite word.

Agathokakological is a combination of good and evil. EX: A combination of Tarisa and Cheese. A combination of Me and, well, Me. So yeah.
Yin Yang = Agathokakological

The next topic shall be Flies... Have fun with the Topic of flies...

HiGhLiGhTeR.

HiGhLiGhTeR.

Highlighter. [hahy-lahy-ter] noun. -a felt-tip pen with a wide nib for highlighting passages of printed material in a soft, transparent color. -a usually fluorescent marker used to mark important passages of text.

A highlighter is a form of felt-tip pen which is used to draw attention to sections of documents by marking them with a vivid, translucent colour.

In 1962 the first felt-tip pen was invented in Japan by Yukio Horie. A highlighter is a felt-tip pen filled with transparent fluorescent ink. Highlighters are used to take notes in textbooks. Avery Dennison Corporation invented and trademarked the name Hi-Liter.

Many highlighters come in bright, often fluorescent colours. Being fluorescent, highlighter ink will glow under a black light. The most common colour for highlighters is yellow, but they are also found in pink, blue, green, orange, and purple varieties. Red highlighters can be purchased along with a green translucent sheet used to hide the highlighted material. This product is sold in Japan and some other countries, and can also be bought online. Some yellow highlighters may look greenish in colour to the naked eye.

Highlighters are available in multiple forms including ones with a retractable felt tip or ones which have an eraser on the opposite end of the felt tip. Other types of highlighters include the "trilighter," a triangularly-shaped pen with a different-coloured tip at each corner, and ones that are stackable.

Dry highlighters (occasionally called "dry line highlighters") are highlighters that, instead of having a felt tip, have applicators that apply a strip of highlighter tape similar to audio cassette tape. Unlike standard highlighters, they are easily erasable. They are to be distinguished from "dry mark highlighters", which are sometimes advertised as being useful for highlighting a Bible or other books with very thin pages.

Artists have used highlighters (including erasable highlighters), either alone or in conjunction with other media, to create drawings.

Word processing software has the ability to simulate highlighting capabilities by using a technique similar from reverse video on some terminals. Similar to this is the program Web Highlighter, allowing one to "attach highlighting, notes, and links to any Web page viewed with Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 or later."

AgAtHoKaKoLoGiCaL.

Side?

[insert rant about the word side here]



highlighter

Just for fun....

Just for fun, I have added a random word thingy on the side.

New Rule

This doesn't break the chain. It just helps people get the most out of the funnies in a short time. I've labeled all of the previous topics as a general topic for those who just read it (the blog) to get the gist of our funnies.

PS: Feel free to jump in on the randomness whenever you want.

PSS: People can't see with the colors on...

Bacon

Bacon is probably on of the best and worst breakfast food on the planet. It's good because A: It has PROTEIN!!! 2: It tastes good (to some people [no rebuttal plz Strypi]) and C: Those pigs are already dead, put them to use.

On the other hand, Bacon is Bad because it 1: contains a lot of fat B: contains a lot of cholesterol and 3: The flexible stuff is gross (to some people [no rebuttal plz Strypi]).

GIMME SOME CHEESE!!!!!

Flashlight

People need Flashlights. Imagine if you were in a cave and you didn't have a flashlight. Or imagine if you were Anne and Strypi is being annoying. There are many uses for flashlights. It doesn't even have to be used for light, but can be used to a) whack Strypi, or b) to support the hood of your car, or even c) for pretending that you are someone really cool.

Hows this : Canadian Bacon!!!

Pineapples

Ok for one thing, pineapples are like the distant cousin of cacti, and nobody likes those and yet people like pineapples......so odd. Also, I just need to point out that nobody can live in a pineapple(reference to Spongebob). The pineapple would get rotten, sticky and gross..................flashlight.

PORSCHE!!!!!!

Okay I won't ever take my own topic again but I couldn't help myself this one time.

PORSCHES are like the pinnacle of all cars of what ever time period you choose. Think of it this way... when you see a Porsche, you know its a Porsche. Its like looking at an iPod. You know what it is, and you know who makes it, and your willing to pay for that quality. Plus, Porsche was the first company to create any sort of "hybrid" tech. and now there's the Porsche 918 Spyder concept. The thing gets 78 Miles Per Friggin' gallon of gas.!!!!

I want to hear someone talk about PINEAPPLES!!!!!

YOGURT!!!!!!!

Yogurt is so crazy.. its like a really thick drink, I just don't understand why people like it. Someone enlighten me in the comments below. One good thing about yogurt-you use it when you make no-pudge-fudge brownies!!!! They are epic!!!!! Here's and idea for the next random rant........ PORSCHE!!!!!!!!

P.S. I'm keeping my old color.

PORSCHE!!!!!!!!!!

Do over....

Ok since Courtney ruined the chain, I shall have to start a new one. This will begin with yogurt.

First Time

So, everyone this is my first time blogging and the posts I have read in the five minutes I have been on are WEIRD!!!!!!! You all are soooo weird, and I like it.....I like it a lot......anyways, I would like to say that for my first time blogging I have nothing to say other than Marwheezle and that I can't type right today.
Thank you and goodnight.
Toaster........???

Fail

I wanted to save this topic for Anisha. But what she doesn't know won't hurt her. Right? I'll start with the first definition of fail from The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language: "fail v. failed, failing, fails —intr. 1. To prove deficient or lacking; preform ineffectively or inadequately." This word fail could also mean that someone sucks at something. IE: Ethan fails at assassin.

Gum

Gum. Teenagers everywhere can be seeing chewing them. But it's stupid. It hurts your jaw, really dangerous to swallow and is WAY over priced. Therefore, I propose an alternative: Mug. Like Gum except hard. It's exactly like a jolly rancher but it's called Mug and is in the shape of a triangular pyramid. Also, it's cheaper and tastes like Gum. So no pain of gum with the same flavors. If you don't like that idea, THEN STOP CHEWING ANYTHING. Now I shall start the next rant with the word..........shmeckle dorf.................just kidding, it's fail.

Toothpaste

There are way too many diffirant types of toothpaste. Should I start off with naming the brands or the types. BRANDS IT IS!!! OK. There's Colgate, Aquafresh, Tom's of Maine, Pepsodent, Crest, ect. Too much too name in one sitting... Then there's the different types; like anti-cavity, enamel renewal, all that fun stuff... Plus they have FLAVORS!!! These flavors range from bubblegum to watermelon (yummy), and there's always that normal minty kind. Mint brings me to the next post's topic. GUM!!!!!!!! I LIKE GUM!!!!!

Toaster

Let the ranting commence!
The name toaster is such a rude name. People use the toaster for things other then toast. Like bagels =D and pop-tarts and stuff! Plus, if you think about it, nobody uses the toast in the toaster. They use bread. The end result it toast but you don't put toast in a toaster. Unless you like burnt toast, in which case, why? So the toaster should be called the breader cuz you put bread in there. But you also put other stuff like bagels etc. as I previously stated so it should reall be called the MakesASoftFoodCrunchy Magic Box. So I end my rambling now on leave on this word to continue on the next rant starting off on...................toothpaste =D

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For this blog, all can post high school appropriate things, the only rule is that the post's title must be the same as the last word of the most recent post. I'm going to start this chain off with the word toaster. Start the blogging madness my friends!!!

TOASTER!!!