Theta

Theta sounds funny. It rhymes with aeta beta ceta deta eeta feta geta heta ieta jeta keta leta meta neta oeta peta qeta reta seta teta ueta veta weta xeta yeta and..........and...........well that's it. But it does not rhyme with zeta.....take THAT zeta. Now theta reminds me of think.....which is something I cannot do very well. So theta makes me sad. Which is why I propose an anti-theta bill. Anyone that mentions theta shall suffer the ultimate pain. They shall have to..........uhhhh....see? I can't think. Way to go, theta. I blam you..............summer.