Flies

Flies........gee how original. Such a clever name. Obviously whoever named the fly never saw a bird before or else he/she/it would have known that other things can fly as well. That would suck to be named after a verb. It's the same thing with the humming bird. Scientists really need to think up better names. What are they going to do next, change the name of a fish to a swim? Yeah, that sounds good, you're in a submarine and you look out the window and say "Wow, look at all the swims! They are so shiney and swimmy!" After that, they'll call the owl a stare and a cheetah a runner. Seriously, scientists, can you be any less lazy? The next word shall be clock.