Gum

Gum. Teenagers everywhere can be seeing chewing them. But it's stupid. It hurts your jaw, really dangerous to swallow and is WAY over priced. Therefore, I propose an alternative: Mug. Like Gum except hard. It's exactly like a jolly rancher but it's called Mug and is in the shape of a triangular pyramid. Also, it's cheaper and tastes like Gum. So no pain of gum with the same flavors. If you don't like that idea, THEN STOP CHEWING ANYTHING. Now I shall start the next rant with the word..........shmeckle dorf.................just kidding, it's fail.