Plastron

So... Plastron.

I'm guessing what Strypi was going for was the ventral side of a turtle. I can't really rant about that for ages and ages... Other uses for a plastron are a metal breastplate worn under a coat of mail, the front of a man's dress shirt, or the trimming on the front of a bodice. I find it interesting that from the steel age until now, a plastron has meant the same thing, whether that be on a turtle or a man.

It was nice to do this again... We should do it at a higher frequency.

Gable

OK...I had to look it up and it was just weird. "The part of the wall that encloses the end of a pitched roof." Huh...not sure what to say. I guess gable rhymes with mable and some people say mable syrup instead of maple syrup. So...yeah.

Hmmm....I'm in a turtle mood. Therefore: plastron.

STRIPES

STRIPES

^ That's a typo. "STRIPES" should actually be spelled STRYPES. This is 'cuz of Strypi. Strypi and strypes. This makes sense, see? Strypi needs new strypes, too. He ruined the green and white ones, and the ones last year were grey and dark grey... >.> Those worked SOOO well............................. Hopefully, his next strypes will be better. Although he's not a zebra (he's a scarecrow), zebra strypes would be cool too.

And the next word will by MLIA' word of the day...

GABLE.

Random

Og hag, lid jask, dufaj ladsk fiakl, dufiod fah cowe um tac mir ut baw vop vu vac mipeo irmac.

I think I made my point...

STRIPES

Chemistry

Normally talked to minors or academic adults by book smart peoples, Chemistry is a science subject. There are a lot of different types of Chemistry. For example there's Organic Chemistry, Inorganic Chemistry, Biochemistry, Physical Chemistry, and the one that sounds like an astonishing ammount of fun (to me at least), Analytical Chemistry. I'm chosing not to go in deep on the few different types solely to save your time.

Hows about I make the next post very RANDOM!

does anyone still talk on this blog anymore??

Two

Two. Not to, too, or chew. Just two. Two toddlers talk twice to teachers that think the toddlers touch twizzlers. That sentence has twelve words, ten more then two. Two isn't as lonely as the number one. Which is jealous of two. Two is an even number and goes into all even numbers. Two is twice as much as one. Two is a weird number cuz it has three letters in it and is one digit. Two wants to be any but two. Two doesn't even sound like it should have a "w" in it. Two. To. Two. To. See? Negative two is lame because negative two squared (-2^2) should equal four but when you type it into certain calculators, it comes out as negative four. How dare it. Shame. I'm running out of ideas. We walk on two legs, have two arms, two eyes, two nostrils, two ears, twenty fingers and toes if you include the thumbs, two lots of stuff. Except only one head. First is the worst, second is the best but I think eleven is the coolest. The number two is blah. I'm in a sciencey mood. Chemistry.

PIE!

It comes in many different flavors... Lemon Meringue, Marion berry, Blueberry, Strawberry, Strawberry Rhubarb, Apple, I could go on for months on end... But the most important thing about pie is that it is DELICIOUS-AH!!! On a different note, Pi is the numeric sequence of 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288 and continued.

Now let's change the subject to reference something. In honor of your birthday I wrote you a little number and it goes a little something like this... 2!

The next word is the number two.

Cow

Fear them.

PIE!

You

I have an idea.
A marvoleous one it is.
I'll write a poem about this word.
YOU. Not she, he, her, him, hers or his.


You. The only person who controls your life.
You. The only person reading this find.
You. The only person interested now.
You. Hey! At least you aren't a melon's rind.

And now, Cow.

Postpone

One of the many things you shouldn't do. One reason is because someone could be depending on you. Another would be that you will be forced to drop out of a school if you have failing grades. And my last example is if someone moved the date for a gathering for a group three times, you shouldn't postpone getting an answer before they get mad at you.

School

I miss it already...postpone.

SUMMER!!!!!

THE BEST SEASON (THIRD TO THE TIED FIRST PLACE WINTER AND SPRING) ON EARTH!!! THANK YOU EARTH! FOR BEING SO SPECIAL!!! WAIT!! DID I LEAVE CAPS LOCK ON AGAIN? Dang! Mostly (and leastly) because we're out of school.

Theta

Theta sounds funny. It rhymes with aeta beta ceta deta eeta feta geta heta ieta jeta keta leta meta neta oeta peta qeta reta seta teta ueta veta weta xeta yeta and..........and...........well that's it. But it does not rhyme with zeta.....take THAT zeta. Now theta reminds me of think.....which is something I cannot do very well. So theta makes me sad. Which is why I propose an anti-theta bill. Anyone that mentions theta shall suffer the ultimate pain. They shall have to..........uhhhh....see? I can't think. Way to go, theta. I blam you..............summer.

Stooges

Borrowing a technique

[Insert rant about Stooges here]

Theta

Formal

Since nobody is gonna do it and the formal was already 4 days ago I guess I'll do it, it was ok. Short, sweet and to the point. Stooges.

Cheese

Cheese is amazing. I like the kind with all the holes in it. I think somebody must have gotten mad at that cheese and shot it a couple times so hard that all the spawns of it had holes in it, too. OK next rant shall be about sopmething we just had, formal.

Clock

Clocks are interesting things. especially that one I brought to school that one day for the gum test. The one that you twist and it it changes what it tells. It is SOOOOOOO AWESOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!



TANGENT WARNING: Impress me with the next rant plz.

I like cheese, lets rant about cheese.

Flies

Flies........gee how original. Such a clever name. Obviously whoever named the fly never saw a bird before or else he/she/it would have known that other things can fly as well. That would suck to be named after a verb. It's the same thing with the humming bird. Scientists really need to think up better names. What are they going to do next, change the name of a fish to a swim? Yeah, that sounds good, you're in a submarine and you look out the window and say "Wow, look at all the swims! They are so shiney and swimmy!" After that, they'll call the owl a stare and a cheetah a runner. Seriously, scientists, can you be any less lazy? The next word shall be clock.

AgAtHoKaKoLoGiCaL

OK.

So I found out through an Internet dictionary that agathokakological means a similar thing to yin yang. Yin yang is (hopefully) self explanatory. But I'll explain it anyways, for the sake of Anne's favorite word.

Agathokakological is a combination of good and evil. EX: A combination of Tarisa and Cheese. A combination of Me and, well, Me. So yeah.
Yin Yang = Agathokakological

The next topic shall be Flies... Have fun with the Topic of flies...